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THE ABSURDIST WOODWORKER
Totally useless solutions to largely irrelevant problems Hieronymous Quentin Barnbuster III, Editor and Chief Generalissimo F. Beany Mealywort, Reporter + Overall Lackey |
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Internet Home PageWelcome to the home page of The Absurdist Woodworker, your source for important woodworking news that other publications won't dare touch. In an age where it seems that most people you meet live in a kind of clouded haze of media mediocrity, you know you'll get a breath of fresh air at The Absurdist Woodworker. We do hard hitting reporting on the most significant developments in the woodworking world, no matter how absurd the story may seem when put against what most people call 'common sense'. In fact- we seek out the most unusual, seemingly far-fetched events that we hear of- regardless of what other people may say or think. That's because at The Absurdist Woodworker we believe that what other people are thinking about us is none of our business. Glad to have you along! Subscribe by entering your email address below, and you'll get the latest issues as soon as they are published. Take a look at the back issues listed below, to catch up on what you've missed so far. And remember- If it ain't broke, fix it 'till it is, preferably with a bigger hammer! H.Q. Barnbuster III, Editor Back IssuesVol.1, Issue 1. LOCH NESS MONSTER SIGNS LOGGING CONTRACT WITH SCOTTISH LUMBER MILLVol.1, Issue 2. BREAKTHROUGH ANNOUNCED IN BOARD STRETCHER MACHINE RESEARCH Subscribe To The Absurdist WoodworkerTo subscribe, enter your email address below. Your email address will NOT be given to anyone else. This list is strictly opt-in.Unsubscribe To The Absurdist WoodworkerTo unsubscribe, enter your email address below. Your email address will be deleted from our list and you will no longer receive The Absurdist Woodworker. |